Kevin Korb's Archive of Computer Jokes
10 Warning Signs That Your Kid May Be a Hacker101 Reasons Why You Can't Find Your System Administrator101 Uses for free AOL disks30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life34 things I learned from video games50 Ways to Confuse, Worry, or Scare People in the Computer LabA Christmas NightmareA Field Service Engineer's MemoirsA Girl's Guide to Geek GuysA Linux AdvertisementA Week in the Life of the Notes Support Person from HellAlice in DIGITALandAlice in UNIX LandAssembler Opcodes that should existBastard Operator from HellBill Gates goes to HELLCare and Feeding of Your HackerCode of the Geeks v3.1Computer GospelComputer LanguageComputer Problem Report FormComputers As Depicted in MoviesCreators Admit UNIX, C HoaxCS Students and GunsData becomes a hacker...DEC WarsDictionary of Computer TermsDifference Between Computer Science and EngineeringDr. Seuss on Computer NetworkingEaster eggs in Common Software PackagesFollow all of these instructions carefully for error-free floppies!!Fun with the UNIX ShellGeekonicsGlossary of Computer TermsGlossary of Computer TermsHacker BarbieHAL 9000 vs. IBMIf AOL were a city...If OS's Were BeersInstalling Software - 12 Easy StepsKnow your Unix System Administrator -- A Field GuideLife and Times of the Modem GeekLunch, the HP WayMicrosoft Announces Windows TPMicrosoft Buys 1995Microsoft CRAPMicrosoft Tests Nuclear Device at Secret Hanford FacilityMS Windows and the BorgMSNNNine Types Of UsersNuclear powerd PCNumber of The BeastOperating Systems that SuckPETI ("petty") People for the Ethical Treatment of InstructionsPolitically Correct UNIX(tm)Programming Language Selection Made EasyProgramming Languages are Like WomenSmiley'sSoftBrain95Software Development ProcessSome software humorSource Code for Human DNAStar Wars ASCII ArtTechical Support staff should feel at home.The IBM NutcrackerThe InfobahnThe Last Holdout (from Windows 95)The Microsoft Joe-Bob(tm)The Night Before CrisisThe Ten Commandments of DOSThe Top-n ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars.Things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in Alabama...Things you do NOT want your System Administrator to say.Top 22 Politically Correct Ways to Say that Someone is StupidTop Ten Signs That Linux Has Bill Gates WorriedTop Ten Signs You Bought the Wrong ComputerTop Ten Signs You Picked the Wrong Internet Service ProviderTrue History Of The NetTwelve Commandments of FlamingUndocumented Error Codes in Windows 95Uzi vs. The ComputerVaxen Just Dont Belong in Some PlacesWhat the "95" in Windows 95 realy stands forWindows 95 will have the coolest users ever!Windows 98 Source CodeWindows is a WeaponWindows95 Source CodeYou Know You're too Serious About Computers...You know you've been Online too Long ifYou Might be a Geek if...Your Customer Could be a Space Alien