What the "95" in Windows 95 realy stands for 15. The 95 stands for average CPH : Crash Per Hour. 14. Bill Gates' age when it ships. 13. The number of days until Gates tries to sell you a newer OS. 12. The required number of megabytes of RAM to run at useable speed. 11. The percentage that will be complete on the shipping date. 10. The number of floppies it will ship in. 9. The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware. 8. The number of megabytes of hard disk space required. 7. The number of pages in the EASY-INSTALL version of the manual. 6. The percentage of existing windoze programs that won't run in the new OS. 5. The number of minutes to install. 4. The number of calls to tech support before you can get it to run. 3. The number of people who will actually PAY for the upgrade. 2. The number of MHz required for the OS to run. 1. The year it WAS DUE to ship.