You know you've been Online too Long if:

1.  Tech Support calls "YOU" for help.

2.  Someone at work tells you a joke and you say "LOL" out loud.

3.  You find yourself trying to cock your head 90 degrees when you smile.

4.  You keep begging your friends to get an account so "we can hang out".

5.  Three words:  Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

6.  If you are male and see a female in the "Real" world that you wish
	to meet, your first thought is to IM her.

7.   If you are female and you see a male in the "Real" world that you
	wish to meet, your first thought is that you wish he'd IM you.

8. You don't understand the humor in the above mentioned #7 and #8 since
	the "real" world is at your fingertips.

9. You have to get a 2nd phone line just so you can call Pizza Hut.

10. You walk into a room, and, finding that it has more than 23 people,
	 you inform management that there is an error.

11.You think this is funny.

12. When looking at signs, you wonder why they are always "yelling" at

13. You go up to people you are attracted to "in real life" and ask  them
	for their GIF.

14. Although you don't know what they look like, you become insanely
	jealous of people hitting on your cyber-love.

15. You don't even know what your cyber-love looks like.

16. When at work, your boss constantly reminds you that the word I
	 should be capitalized.

17. You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.

18. Your spouse now complains of you moving your fingers in your sleep
	instead of talking.

19. Your kids are eating cereal morning, noon, and night.

20. When someone says, "What did you say?" you reply, "Scroll up!"

21. You find yourself sneaking away to the computer in the middle
	of the  night when your spouse is asleep.

22. You turn down the lights & close the blinds so people won't know
	 you're on-line again.

23. You know more about your AOL friends' daily routines than you
	do your  own spouse's.

24. You find yourself lying to others about your time on-line &  when
	they complain that your phone was busy you claim it was off the hook.

25. You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close
	 to your own.

26. You would rather tell people that your bloodshot eyes are from
	 partying too much than the truth (online all night).

27. You change your screen names so much that you have to look at  your
	own profile to see who you are.

28. You go into labor and you stop to type a special E-mail to let
	 everyone know you're going to be away and how you're feeling.

29. You marry your cyberboyfriend/girlfriend and you both sit at your own
	computers & chat to each other every night from across the room.

30. You type messages to people while you are on the phone with them at
	the same time.

31. You understand the humor in all of these jokes because you have
	committed then yourself!

32. Your dog leaves you.

33. You are doing things more and more that you swore you would never do
	when you first got online.

34. You sign on & immediately get 10 IMs from people who have you on
	their buddy list.

35. You have a map on the wall w/ LOTS of red thumbtacks to mark where
	 people are you have met.

36. You look at an annoying person off-line & wish you had your ignore
	 button handy.

37. You bring a bag lunch & a cooler to the computer.

38. You go thru "withdrawal" if you are away from the computer for more
	than a few hours.

39. Your buddy list has over 100 people on it.

40. You wake up in the morning and the first thing you do is get online
	before you have your first cup of coffee.

41. You have your computer set so it goes directly into AOL's welcome

42. You wait 6 hours online for a certain "special" person to come  home
	 from work.

43. You don't know where the time has gone.

44. You end sentences with 3 (or more) periods while writing letters by

45. Your relationship online has gone farther than any real one you have

46. You get up at 2 am to go to the bathroom but turn on the  computer

47. You don't even notice anymore when someone has a typo.

48. You enter a room & 23 people greet you w/ {{hugs}} or  **kisses**.

49. You stop typing whole words and use things like ppl, dunno and  lemme.

50. Your voicemail/answering machine message is "BRB, leave your
	 s/n & I  will TTYL".

51. You type faster than you think.

52. You got your psychiatrist addicted to AOL too & are now undergoing
	 therapy in private rooms instead of at his office.

53. You want to be buried with your computer when it dies or vice versa.

54. You actually enjoy the fact that you are addicted.

55. You can actually read & follow all the names of the cast that  scrolls
	 up your TV screen at the end of a movie.

56. You haven't watched TV in over six months.

 57. People say, "If it weren't for your super reflexes in your eyes  and
	 fingers, you would have been classified as a vegetable!"

 58. You dream in "text".

 59. Being called a Newbie is a "MAJOR" insult.

60. There is absolutely no interesting chat in any room & you're really

61. You don't want to leave in case you miss something.

62. You double click your TV remote.

63. You can now type over 70 wpm.

64. You think about starting a 12-step recovery group for AOL junkies.

65. You are on the phone a minute & need to do something else & say "BRB"
	 or "BBL".

66. You check your E-mail and forget you have real mail (a.k.a. snail

67. You go into withdrawals during dinner.

68. You spend at least 30 minutes making sure you say good-bye to
	 everyone in a room.

69. You stop speaking in full sentences.

70. You have gone into an unstaffed Tech Support room & ended up "giving"
	 tech support to other AOLers.

71. You have to be pried from your computer by the "Jaws of Life".

 72. You set your kitchen on fire while cooking dinner because you  wanted
	to "check your mail" &  while there you "just wanted to see who was

 73. You meet people from AOL in public & you have no idea what  their real
	name is, so you call them by their screen name.

74. You've even gotten on an airplane just to meet some folks face-to-face.

 75. When seeing someone you wish to meet, your second thought is wishing
	 they'd be on AOL so you don't have to meet them in person.

 76. You have a vanity car tag with your screen name on it.

 77. You no longer type with proper capitalization, punctuation, or

 78. You have met over 100 AOLers.

79. When meeting a stranger, you ask for their profile. If they have a
	profile you ask them for an age/sex/location check.

80. You understand the humor in all of this.

81.  You keep telling yourself to Get a Life.

82.  When someone online says BRB, gotta go pee, you ask them to go for
	 you, and think they can.

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