Assembler Opcodes that should exist

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ONE COLLECTION OF NEW OPCODES WAS ONE THAT I COLLECTED FOR THE MICHIGAN TECHNIC
(AT UNIV. OF MICHIGAN) SEVERAL YEARS AGO (WHICH IS PROBABLY WHERE THE PERSON
FROM U OF M COPIED IT FROM...) "THE TECHNIC GUIDE TO ASSEMBLER LANGUAGE"
APPEARED IN TWO PARTS AND WAS THE "BEST" OF SOME 250 OPCODES THAT I INVENTED,
GOT FROM FRIENDS, OR FOUND IN VARIOUS LOCATIONS (FROM THE LIBRARY TO EAST
ENGINEERING BLDG BATHROOMS) AT THE SCHOOL. THE LIST THAT FOLLOWS CONTAINS MOST
OF THEM, AND A FEW MORE THAT PEOPLE HERE (AT INTERMETRICS) HAVE ADDED TO THE
LIST. ENJOY.

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I combined two lists I found into the following

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PROPOSED ADDITIONS TO THE IBM INSTRUCTION SET

MNEMONIC    INSTRUCTION

AAC         ALTER ALL COMMANDS
AAR         ALTER AT RANDOM
AB          ADD BACKWARDS
ACC         ADVANCE CPU CLOCK
AEE         ABSOLVE ENGINEERING ERRORS
AFVC        ADD FINAGLE'S VARIABLE CONSTANT
AIB         ATTACK INNOCENT BYSTANDER
AWTT        ASSEMBLE WITH TINKER TOYS
BAC         BRANCH TO ALPHA CENTAURI
BAF         BLOW ALL FUSES
BAFL        BRANCH AND FLUSH
BB          SOMETHING TO KEEP AN IU GRAD'S BRAIN COMPANY
BBIL        BRANCH ON BURNED-OUT INDICATOR LIGHT
BBT         BRANCH ON BINARY TREE
BBW         BRANCH BOTH WAYS
BCIL        BRANCH CREATING INFINITE LOOP
BDC         BREAK DOWN AND CRY
BDT         BURN DATA TREE
BEW         BRANCH EITHER WAY
BF          BELCH FIRE
BH          BRANCH AND HANG
BIRM        BRANCH ON INDEX REGISTER MISSING
BMR         BRANCH MULTIPLE REGISTERS
BOB         BRANCH ON BUG
BOD         BEAT ON THE DISK
BOHP        BRIBE OPERATOR FOR HIGHER PRIORITY
BOI         BYTE OPERATOR IMMEDIATELY
BPDI        BE POLITE, DON'T INTERRUPT
BPO         BRANCH ON POWER OFF
BRSS        BRANCH ON SUNSPOT
BSO         BRANCH ON SLEEPY OPERATOR
BST         BACKSPACE AND STRETCH TAPE
BW          BRANCH ON WHIM
CBNC        CLOSE, BUT NO CIGAR
CCD         CLEAR CORE AND DUMP
CDC         CLOSE DISK COVER
CDIOOAZ     CALM DOWN, IT'S ONLY ONES AND ZEROES
CEMU        CLOSE EYES AND MONKEY WITH USER SPACE
CH          CREATE HAVOC
CLBR        CLOBBER REGISTER
CLBRI       CLOBBER REGISTER IMMEDIATELY
CM          CIRCULATE MEMORY
CMD         COMPARE MEANINGLESS DATA
CML         COMPUTE MEANING OF LIFE
CNB         CAUSE NERVOUS BREAKDOWN
COLB        CRASH FOR OPERATOR'S LUNCH BREAK
CPPR        CRUMPLE PRINTER PAPER AND RIP
CRASH       CONTINUE RUNNING AFTER STOP OR HALT
CRB         CRASH AND BURN
CRN         CONVERT TO ROMAN NUMERALS
CS          CRASH SYSTEM
CSL         CURSE AND SWEAR LOUDLY
CU          CONVERT TO UNARY
CVG         CONVERT TO GARBAGE
CWOM        COMPLEMENT WRITE-ONLY MEMORY
CZZC        CONVERT ZONE TO ZIP CODE
DBTP        DROP BACK TEN AND PUNT
DBZ         DIVIDE BY ZERO
DC          DIVIDE AND CONQUER
DDC         DALLY DURING CALCULATIONS
DLN         DON'T LOOK NOW...
DMNS        DO WHAT I MEAN, NOT WHAT I SAY
DMPE        DECIDE TO MAJOR IN PHYS. ED.
DMPK        DESTROY MEMORY PROTECT KEY
DNPG        DO NOT PASS GO
DO          DIVIDE AND OVERFLOW
DOC         DRIVE OPERATOR CRAZY
DP          PUNCH INVALID
DPMI        DECLARE PROGRAMMER MENTALLY INCOMPETENT
DPR         DESTROY PROGRAM
DTC         DESTROY THIS COMMAND
DTE         DECREMENT TELEPHONE EXTENSION
DTVFL       DESTROY THIRD VARIABLE FROM LEFT
DW          DESTROY WORLD
EBB         EDIT AND BLANK BUFFER
EC          EAT CARD
ECO         ELECTROCUTE COMPUTER OPERATOR
EEOIFNO     EXECUTE EVERY OTHER INSTRUCTION FROM NOW ON
EFD         EMULATE FRISBEE USING DISK PACK
EIAO        EXECUTE IN ANY ORDER
EIOC        EXECUTE INVALID OP-CODE
EM          EMULATE 407
EMPC        EMULATE POCKET CALCULATOR
EMSE        EDIT AND MARK SOMETHING ELSE
EMW         EMULATE MATAG WASHER
ENF         EMIT NOXIOUS FUMES
EP          EXECUTE PROGRAMMER
EPI         EXECUTE PROGRAMMER IMMEDIATELY
EROS        ERASE READ-ONLY STORAGE
EXCE        EXECUTE CUSTOMER ENGINEER
EXOP        EXECUTE OPERATOR
EXPP        EXECUTE POLITICAL PRISONER
FLI         FLASH LIGHTS IMPRESSIVELY
FSM         FOLD, SPINDLE AND MUTILATE
FSRA        FORMS SKIP AND RUN AWAY
GCAR        GET CORRECT ANSWER REGARDLESS
GDP         GRIN DEFIANTLY AT PROGRAMMER
GFD         GO FORTH AND DIVIDE
GFM         GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY
HCF         HALT AND CATCH FIRE
HCP         HIDE CENTRAL PROCESSOR
IAE         IGNORE ALL EXCEPTIONS
IAI         INQUIRE AND IGNORE
IBP         INSERT BUG AND PROCEED
IIB         IGNORE INQUIRY AND BRANCH
INSQSW      INSERT INTO QUEUE SOMEWHERE (for FINO queues [First in never out])
ISC         INSERT SARCASTIC COMMENTS
JTZ         JUMP TO TWILIGHT ZONE
KCE         KILL CONSULTANT ON ERROR
LAP         LAUGH AT PROGRAMMER
LCC         LOAD AND CLEAR CORE
LPA         LEAD PROGRAMMER ASTRAY
LSPSW       LOAD AND SCRAMPLE PSW
MAZ         MULTIPLY ANSWER BY ZERO
MBF         MULTIPLY AND BE FRUITFUL
MBR         MULTIPLY AND BE FRUITFUL
MLR         MOVE AND LOSE RECORD
MST         MOUNT SCOTCH TAPE
MW          MALFUNCTION WHENEVER
MWAG        MAKE WILD-ASSED GUESS
MWT         MALFUNCTION WITHOUT TELLING
OML         OBEY MURPHY'S LAWS
P$*]        PUNCH OBSCENITY
PBC         PRINT AND BREAK CHAIN
PD          PLAY DEAD
PDSK        PUNCH DISK
PEHC        PUNCH EXTRA HOLES IN CARDS
PFD         PUNT ON FOURTH DOWN
PI          PUNCH INVALID
PLSC        PERFORM LIGHT SHOW ON CONSOLE
PNRP        PRINT NASTY REPLIES TO PROGRAMMER
POCL        PUNCH OUT CONSOLE LIGHTS
POPI        PUNCH OPERATOR IMMEDIATELY
PPSW        PACK PROGRAM STATUS WORD
PS*         PUNCH OBSCENITY
PSD         PAUSE AND SMOKE DOPE
PVLC        PUNCH VARIABLE LENGTH CARD
RA          RANDOMIZE ANSWER
RASC        READ AND SHRED CARD
RBT         REWIND AND BREAK TAPE
RCB         READ COMMAND BACKWARDS
RD          REVERSE DIRECTIONS
RDA         REFUSE TO DISCLOSE ANSWER
RDB         RUN DISK BACKWARDS
RDI         REVERSE DUM IMMEDIATE
RDS         READ SIDEWAYS
RIRG        READ INTER-RECORD GAP
RLI         ROTATE LEFT INDEFINITELY
ROC         RANDOMIZE OP CODES
ROO         RUB OUT OPERATOR
RPB         READ PRINT AND BLUSH
RPM         READ PROGRAMMER'S MIND
RRSGWSSNK   ROUND AND ROUND SHE GOES, WHERE SHE STOPS, NOBODY KNOWS
RSC         READ AND SHRED CARD
RSD         ON READ ERROR SELF DESTRUCT
RSTOM       READ FROM STORE-ONLY MEMORY
RT          REDUCE THRUPUT
RTS         RETURN TO SENDER
RWCR        REWIND CARD READER
SAI         SKIP ALL INSTRUCTIONS
SAS         SIT AND SPIN
SCCA        SHORT CIRCUIT ON CORRECT ANSWER
SFH         SET FLAGS TO HALF-MAST
SFT         STALL FOR TIME
SHAB        SHIFT A BIT
SHABM       SHIFT A BIT MORE
SIP         STORE INDEFINITE PRECISION
SLP         SHARPEN LIGHT PEN
SMR         SKIP ON MEANINGLESS RESULT
SOS         SIGN OFF, STUPID
SOT         SIT ON A TACK
SPD         SPIN DRY DISC
SPS         SET PANEL SWITCHES
SPSW        SCRAMBLE PROGRAM STATUS WORD
SQPC        SIT QUIETLY AND PLAY WITH YOUR CRAYONS
SRCC        SELECT READER AND CHEW CARDS
SRDR        SHIFT RIGHT DOUBLE RIDICULOUS
SRSD        SEEK RECORD AND SCAR DISK
SRZ         SUBTRACT AND RESET TO ZERO
SSJ         SELECT STACKER AND JAM
STA         STORE ANYWHERE
STROM       STORE IN READ-ONLY MEMORY
TARC        TAKE ARITHMETIC REVIEW COURSE
TDB         TRANSFER AND DROP BITS
TLO         TURN INDICATOR LIGHTS OFF
TN          TAKE A NAP
TPDH        TELL PROGRAMMER TO DO IT HIM/HERSELF
TPF         TURN POWER OFF
TPN         TURN POWER ON
TSH         TRAP SECRETARY AND HALT
TTA         TRY, TRY AGAIN
UCB         UNCOUPLE CPU AND BRANCH
UER         UPDATE AND ERASE RECORD
ULDA        UNLOAD ACCUMULATOR
UNPD        UNPLUG AND DUMP
UP          UNDERSTAND PROGRAM
UPCI        UPDATE CARD IN PLACE
WBI         WATER BINARY TREE
WBT         WATER BINARY TREE
WEMG        WRITE EIGHTEEN MINUTE GAP
WF          WAIT FOREVER
WHFO        WAIT UNTIL HELL FREEZES OVER
WI          WRITE ILLEGIBLY
WPM         WRITE PROGRAMMER'S MIND
WSWW        WORK IN STRANGE AND WONDROUS WAYS
WWLR        WRITE WRONG-LENGTH RECORD
XSP         EXECUTE SYSTEMS PROGRAMMER
ZAR         ZERO ANY REGISTER