Improving Work

  Twelve helpful tips from junior employees to senior managers on
  improving work relations:

 1)  Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 pm and then
     bring it to me.The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.

 2)  If it's really a "RUSH JOB", run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes
     to see how its going...that helps.

 3)  Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a
     chance to be creative when someone asks where you are.

 4)  If my arms are full of papers, books, boxes, or supplies, don't open
     the door for me.  I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and
     opening doors is just good training.

 5)  If you give me more than one job, don't tell me which one is
     priority. Let me guess.

 6)  Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and don't really have
     anywhere to go or anything to do.

 7)  If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret...leaks like that could
     cost me a promotion.

 8)  If you don't like my work, tell everyone.  I like my name to be
     popular in conversation.

 9)  If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In
     fact, save them until the job is done.

 10)  Never introduce me to people you're with. When you refer to them
      later, my shrewd deductions will identify them.

 11)  Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really
      change your life.

 12)  Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and its nice
      to know that someone else is less fortunate.