Improving Work Twelve helpful tips from junior employees to senior managers on improving work relations: 1) Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 5:00 pm and then bring it to me.The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2) If it's really a "RUSH JOB", run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to see how its going...that helps. 3) Always leave without telling anyone where you're going. It gives me a chance to be creative when someone asks where you are. 4) If my arms are full of papers, books, boxes, or supplies, don't open the door for me. I need to learn how to function as a paraplegic and opening doors is just good training. 5) If you give me more than one job, don't tell me which one is priority. Let me guess. 6) Do your best to keep me late. I like the office and don't really have anywhere to go or anything to do. 7) If a job I do pleases you, keep it a secret...leaks like that could cost me a promotion. 8) If you don't like my work, tell everyone. I like my name to be popular in conversation. 9) If you have special instructions for a job, don't write them down. In fact, save them until the job is done. 10) Never introduce me to people you're with. When you refer to them later, my shrewd deductions will identify them. 11) Be nice to me only when the job I'm doing for you could really change your life. 12) Tell me all your little problems. No one else has any and its nice to know that someone else is less fortunate.