If Men rewrote the rules

 1	Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an
	argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
 2	If you don't want to dress like Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect
	us to act like soap opera guys.
 3	If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of
	the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
 4	It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those
	stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
 5	Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women how can we know how pretty
	you are?
 6	Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
 7	You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done
	not both.
 8	Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
 9	Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
10	Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
	complain about having their boobs stared at.
11	When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto  the off ramp,
	you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
12	Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.