Funny Letters to Dear Abby... ----------------------------- DEAR ABBY: ....A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle- aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese? CURIOUS -- ....I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his. -- ....I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. -- ....I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again. -- ....My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy. -- ....I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. -- ....My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause. -- ....I met this nice guy who was in the service. He's the chief petting officer. -- ....Are birth control pills deductible? KAY DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work. -- ....I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still chasing women. Any suggestions? ANNIE DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.