Funny Letters to Dear Abby...


....A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.  One is a middle-
aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid-twenties.  
These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into 
their apartment or come out.  Do you think they could be Lebanese?

....I have a man I never could trust.  Why, he cheats so much I'm not even 
sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
....I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the
pill for two years.  It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend
should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss 
money with him.
....I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I
confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would
never happen again.
....My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every 
week for two-and-a-half years.  He must be crazy.
....I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank
until one night he came home sober.
....My mother is mean and short-tempered.  I think she is going through her
mental pause.
....I met this nice guy who was in the service.  He's the chief petting
....Are birth control pills deductible?
DEAR KAY: Only if they don't work.

....I know boys will be boys, but my 'boy' is seventy-three and he's still 
chasing women.  Any suggestions?
DEAR ANNIE: Don't worry. My dog has been chasing cars for years, but if
he ever caught one, he wouldn't know what to do with it.