Chinese Dictionary

   Dung On Mai Shu------------I stepped in excrement

   Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together

   Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table

   Fat Ho----------------------An unattractive woman

   Ar U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greeting

   Chin Tu Fat-----------------You need a face lift

   Chow Mai Dong-------------Blow me

   Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person

   Wel Hung Gai----------------Is that a banana in your pocket?

   Won Hung Low--------------Southern Chinese dialect for Well Hung Gai

   Gun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese invention

   Hu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field?

   Hu Yu Hai Ding----We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive

   Jan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show host

   Kum Hia---------------------   Approach me

   Lao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's Island

   Lao Zi----------------------     Not very good

   Lin Ching-------------------   An illegal execution

   Moon Lan Ding------A great achievement of the American spaceprogram

   Ne Ahn-------  A lighting fixture used in advertisingsigns

   Shai Gai-------------------- A bashful person

   Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant

   Tai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horse

   Ten Ding Ba----------------Serving drinks to people

   Wan Bum Lung-------------A person with T.B.

   Yu Mai Te Tan--------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you

   Wa Shing Kah---------------Cleaning an automobile

   Wai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity?

   Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice