Chinese Dictionary Dung On Mai Shu------------I stepped in excrement Ai Wan Tu Bang Yu---------Let's sleep together Ai Bang Mai Ne--------------I bumped into the coffee table Fat Ho----------------------An unattractive woman Ar U Wun Tu-----------------A gay liberation greeting Chin Tu Fat-----------------You need a face lift Chow Mai Dong-------------Blow me Dum Gai---------------------A stupid person Wel Hung Gai----------------Is that a banana in your pocket? Won Hung Low--------------Southern Chinese dialect for Well Hung Gai Gun Pao Der-----------------An ancient Chinese invention Hu Flung Dung---------------Which one of you fertilized the field? Hu Yu Hai Ding----We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugutive Jan Ne Ka Sun---------------A former late night talk show host Kum Hia--------------------- Approach me Lao Ze Sho------------------Gilligan's Island Lao Zi---------------------- Not very good Lin Ching------------------- An illegal execution Moon Lan Ding------A great achievement of the American spaceprogram Ne Ahn------- A lighting fixture used in advertisingsigns Shai Gai-------------------- A bashful person Tai Ne Bae Be------------A premature infant Tai Ne Po Ne--------------A small horse Ten Ding Ba----------------Serving drinks to people Wan Bum Lung-------------A person with T.B. Yu Mai Te Tan--------------Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you Wa Shing Kah---------------Cleaning an automobile Wai So Dim------------------Are you trying to save electricity? Wai U Shao Ting----------There is no reason to raise your voice