10 things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- * - I need you to whip it out by 5! * - Mind if I use your laptop? * - Put this in my box before I leave. * - If I have to lick one more I'll gag! * - I want it on my desk now! * - Hmm... I think it's out of fluid. * - My equipment's so old, it takes forever to finish. * - It's an entry level position. * - When do you think you'll be getting off today? * - It's not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!