Amusing Newspaper Headlines
These are real headlines posted in real newspapers! Read them carefully!

1.	Include your Children when Baking Cookies
2.	Something Went Wrong in Jet Plane Crash, Expert Says
3.	Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
4.	Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5.	Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
6.	Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
7.	Farmer Bill Dies in House
8.	Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
9.	Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
10.	Stud Tires Out
11.	Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
12.	Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
13.	Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
14.	British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
15.	Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
16.	Eye Drops off Shelf
17.	Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
18.	Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
19.	Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
20.	Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
21.	Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
22.	Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
23.	Miners Refuse to Work after Death
24.	Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
25.	Stolen Painting Found by Tree
26.	Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
27.	Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
28.	Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
29.	Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
30.	Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84
31.	War Dims Hope for Peace
32.	If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
33.	Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
34.	Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
35.	Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
36.	Deer Kill 17,000
37.	Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead
38.	Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
39.	New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
40.	Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
41.	Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
42.	Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
43.	Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
44.	Brisish Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
45.	Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
46.	Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
47.	Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
48.	New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
49.	Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
50.	Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
51.	Air Head Fired
52.	Steals Clock, Faces Time
53.	Prosecutor Releases Probe into Undersheriff
54.	Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
55.	Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
56.	Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
57.	Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction