Actual Science Test Answers from 5th and 6th Graders

The following are actual science test answers from 5th and 6th graders......

The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming back down.

You can listen to thunder and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you
dont hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

Someday, we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.

Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you dont, why you

The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for
a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

I'm not sure how clouds are formed but clouds know how to do it, and that's
the important thing.

Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be called a
drop, it does.

It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.

Mushrooms always grow in damp places, which is why they look like umbrellas.

Momentum is something you give a person when they go away.

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

The word "trousers" is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the to
and plural at the bottom.

To keep milk from going sour, keep it in the cow.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun, but I have
never been able to make out the numbers.

When planets run around and around in circles, we say they are orbiting.
When people do it, we say they are crazy.

In some rocks, you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.

For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.

Blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.

One of the main causes of dust is janitors.

The inhabitants of Moscow are called Mosquitoes.

A census taker is a man who goes from house to house increasing the

A city purifies its water supply by filtering the water and then forcing it
through an aviator.

The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and
you sit on the bottom.

Weren't they adorable?  I love the insight of children!!!  Have a great day!!