You might be a Wisconsinite if .....

  - you define Summer as three months of bad sledding...
  - your definition of a small town is one that only has one bar...
  - snow tires come standard on all your cars...
  - at least 50% of your relatives work on a dairy farm...
  - you have ever gotten  frostbitten and sunburned in the same 
    week...
  - you can identify a  Michigan accent...
  - you know what "cow-tipping" is.....
  - you  learned to drive a tractor before the training wheels were 
    off your  bike...
  - "Down South" to you means Chicago...
  - traveling coast  to coast means going from Superior to 
    Milwaukee...
  - the "Big  Three" means Miller, Old Milwaukee & PBR
  - a brat is something you  eat ...
  - you know that Eau Claire is not something you eat..... 
  - you have no problem spelling Milwaukee..
  - you got a passport to go to Minnesota...
  - you don't have a coughing fit from one sip of  Pabst Blue 
    Ribbon...
  - you used to think Deer Season was included  as an official school 
    holiday...
  - You know that Gotham is a real city...
  - You can actually pronounce and spell Oconomowoc...
  - you know what a bubbler is.....
  - the snow on your roof in August weighs more than you do... 
  - your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a cow next to   
    your blue spruce...
  - you think there should be a "FIB go home" bumper sticker on 
    every car north of Madison...
  - a Friday night  out is taking your girlfriend shining for deer... 
  - you go out for  fish fry on every Friday...
  - you go to work in a snowsuit in the  morning and return home 
    wearing  shorts... 
  - when you tell someone  where you are from and they say: 'I 
    thought that was part of  Canada'...
  - your idea of the seasons is Winter, Spring and the 4th  of 
    July...
  - you know how to polka....
  - you think that Lutheran and Catholics ARE the major 
    religions.....
  - formal wear is a  flannel shirt, blue jeans and a baseball cap... 
  - your children  describe their summer vacation out of state as a 
    "trip to Door  County..."
  - you have to go to Florida to get a tan in August...
  - you define "swimming season" as Labor Day weekend...
  - your 4th of  July Family Picnic was moved indoors due to frost... 
  - you know  where the city of Waunakee is AND can pronounce it (by the
    way,  Waunakee is a village!)...
  - you have more fishing poles than  teeth...
  - you decided to have a picnic this summer because it fell  on a    
    weekend...