Top Ten Things Men SHOULDN'T say out loud in Victoria's Secret: 10. Does this come in children's sizes? 9. No Thanks. Just Sniffing. 8. I'll be in the dressing room going blind. 7. Mom will love this. 6. Do you have this with a Dallas Cowboys Logo on it? 5. No need to wrap it up, I'll eat it here. 4. Will you model this for me??? 3. Oh honey, you'll never squeeze your fat ass into that! 2. 45 bucks?? You're just gonna end up NAKED anyway!! 1. The Miracle What??? This is better than world peace!!