Top 20 "ValuJet" advertising slogans

1.  ValuJet: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you. 
2. ValuJet: We're Amtrak with wings. 
3.  Join our frequent near-missprogram. 
4.  On certain flights, every section is a smoking section.
5.  Ask about our out-of-court settlements. 
6.  Our staff has had lotsof experience consoling next-of-kin. 
7.  Are our jet engines toonoisy? Don't worry. We'll turn them off. 
8.  Complimentary champagneduring free-fall. 
9.  Enjoy the in-flight movie in the plane next to you. 
10. The kids will love our inflatable slides. 
11. You think it's so easy, get your own damn plane! 
12. Which will fall faster, ourstock price or our planes? 
13. Our pilots are all terminally ill and have nothing to lose. 
14. ValuJet: We may be landing on your street.
15. ValuJet: Terrorists are afraid to fly with us. 
16. Bring a bathing suit. 
17. Some airlines are content to fly thousands of feet over landmarks.
    We try to get as close as possible for the best view.
18. That guy who crashed into the White House was one of our best
19. Fly ValuJet. Find out if there really is a God. 
20.ValuJet: A real man lands where he wants to.