Top 20 Cool Things About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light 20> Sleep 'til noon. Still get to work by 8:00am! 19> Doppler shift makes red traffic lights look green. 18> Breaking laws of physics only a misdemeanor in most states. 17> Never in car long enough to hear an entire Madonna song. 16> Carl Sagan and Stephen Hawking keep bugging you to carpool. 15> No one can see you pick your nose while you drive. 14> Lunch breaks in Paris, circa 1792. 13> LA to Vegas in 2 nanoseconds. 12> You can stop worrying about being sucked into a black hole driving home from work. 11> You'll be so thin while driving it you can even wear horizontal stripes. 10> That deer in your headlights is actually behind you. 9> Kid from Mentos commercial almost guaranteed to lose a limb if he tries to duck through back seat. 8> Traffic enforcement limited to cops with PhD's in Quantum Physics. 7> Bugs never see you comin'. 6> You can get to the good hookers before Charlie Sheen. 5> Can make a fortune delivering pizza with the slogan "It's there before you order or it's free!" 4> Car makes it from Hollywood to London fast enough to not arouse suspicions of Elizabeth Hurley. 3> License plate: "Me=mc2" 2> Cigarette butts don't land in the backseat -- they land in last week! and the Number 1 Cool Thing About a Car that Goes Faster than the Speed of Light... 1> Chicks dig it.