The Top 15 Little-Known Effects of El Nino 15> Weather Channel temporarily passes Knitting Channel in ratings. 14> During concert, Hanson breaks out into a raucous version of "mmmGuantanamera." 13> Tori Spelling, confused by lack of sunshine, goes into hibernation. 12> Unusually high tides in silicon implants responsible for delaying production of Barb Wire 2. 11> Jacko gets a "Woodrow", if you know what I mean. (Oops! Wrong kind of El Nino.) 10> Instead of flying south, Canadian geese just cross the border to shop. 9> Home Shopping Network's ratings plummet as trailer park residents nationwide seek higher ground. 8> Increased moisture in air means William Shatner needs less SuperGlue to hold his hair down. 7> In a first for a weather pattern, El Nino signs with Nike for a cool 36 million. 6> Groundhog comes out of his hole on Feb. 2 and -- ZAP -- the only thing left of his hairy little butt is the smell of burnt fur and ozone. 5> Matt Lauer responds to everything Katie Couric says with a booming "Claro Que Si!" 4> Minor changes in Earth's magnetic field allow Jennifer Aniston to complete a thought. 3> Rash of "muskrat" sightings in Vegas turns out to be thousands of toupees floating in from Hollywood. 2> Confused British nannies begin swinging babies counter-clockwise instead of clockwise. and the Number 1 Little-Known Effect of El Nino... 1> "Ten inches and rising" now refers to flood waters.