Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week: 1) Cover your stump before you pump. 2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. 3) Don't be a loner, cover your boner. 4) Don't be silly, protect your willy. 5) When in doubt, shroud your spout. 6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong. 7) If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. 8) If you think she's spunkey, cover your monkey. 9) It'll be sweeter if you wrap your peeter. 10) If you slip between the thighs, be sure to condomize. 11) She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. 12) If you go into heat, package your meat. 13) While you're undressing Venus, dress up your penis. 14) When you take off her pants and blouse, suit up your trouser mouse. 15) Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. 16) Especially in December, gift wrap your member. 17) Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. 18) The right selection, check your erection. 19) Wrap up in foil, before checking her oil. 20) A crank with armor will never harm her.